JOIN US IN THE ATTEMPT TO DRIVE PLANET EARTH INTO A NEW ORBIT, BY LETTING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE JUMP!
Scientific research has proven that this change of planetary positioning would very likely stop global warming, extend daytime hours, and create a more homogenous climate
Haha. Hahahahahahahaha.
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Hehe.
Edit:
Wanted to add (because of Zakcq's comment) that the site specifies that only people in the Western hemisphere are to jump, since otherwise everyone would cancel each other out. See, it makes total scientific *cough* sense!
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but if everybody in the world jumps, they'll cancel each other out. What we need are concentrated jumping at key spots throught the globe.
that's why it's only the Western hemisphere!!!
actually i bet our fat cans over here would definitely offset the huge population disparity. i mean wisconsin alone could set us on a collision course with the sun.
random interloper.
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