Today's Tweets

• 15:22 "When I was sinking down, sinking down, beneath God's righteous frown, Christ laid aside his crown for my soul, for my soul." Beautiful. #
• 16:16 watching dumb and dumber. it's been a long time. "i hate goodbyes!" :D #
• 16:19 "it's ok...i'm a limo driver!!!" ... "how was your day?" "not bad...fell off the jetway again" #
• 16:20 "she actually talked to me, man!" "...get outta here!" #
• 16:23 "i got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. And i didn't even see it coming!" #
• 16:24 "we got no food, we got no jobs...our pets' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" #
• 16:29 "what is the soup du jour" "it's the soup of the day." "mmh, that sounds good, i'll take that." #
• 16:35 "tic tac, sir?" :D #
• 16:38 "so he says 'do ya love me' and she says 'no....but that's a real nice ski mask!!!'" #
• 16:42 "she said something about me not listening or something. i don't know, i wasn't really paying attention." #
• 16:44 "you don't kill people you don't know...that's a rule!" #
• 16:50 "life's a fragile thing, harry. One minute you're chewing on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat!" #
• 16:59 "each time i think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this....and TOTALLY redeem youself!" #
• 17:18 "there's been some...family problems. but i don't want to bore you with those." "thanks." ... "oh look, frost!" #
• 17:26 "why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning?" "i don't know, i just thought she was a raging alcoholic." #
• 17:36 "what are the chances of us getting together? 1 out of a 100?" "more like one out of a million..." "so you're telling me there's a chance!" #
• 17:36 "i'm the rightful owner of that briefcase you've been carrying around." "listen...mr. samsonite..." #
• 18:20 ordered pizza. ah, the life of a bachelor (stephi is visiting her parents for the week). oh, and boy it's nice to have a day off. finally. #
• 18:47 @MrPink watching the fountain. pretty sweet so far, but geez the writers must have been on drugs. :D #
• 20:01 @MrPink ummmmmmmm....okaaaay. w...t...f...? #
• 20:05 well "the fountain" has got to be one of the most drug-induced movies i've ever seen. :D #
• 21:43 i won a satellite tourney and am now playing in a 1100 person tournament with a $250,000 prize pool. not going bad so far. pray for me! :) #

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