Today's Tweets

• 08:23 My brother just sent me this video from the future. Obama lost the election...because of me. is.gd/5j04 #
• 14:47 if everything was as it should be, the toilet paper our company buys would have the brand name "SandPaper 2000". #
• 17:02 yay, weekend #

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