I thought this was funny, this was overheard in a store somewhere. Yeah, my humor is not exactly the "normal" type. But that's why you think I'm so funny, right? ... Right?

Children Are Malicious Little Tape Recorders

Little boy after a loud crash: You broke it! I'm very upset with you -- very upset! Mommy broke the lamp! She's a bad girl!

via Overheard in the Office, May 8, 2007