Today's Tweets

• 08:36 A friend of mine texted her friend that her "water broke". She accidentally forgot the word "bottle" after "water". hilarity ensued. :D #fb #
• 10:28 @BeetyVanDeHolz Happy Birthday!!! bit.ly/ajh4KP #
• 10:48 @BeetyVanDeHolz ups sry! dann halt retroaktiv... laut schrödingers katze sind meine glückwünsche ja genau so gültig da ich's nicht wusste ;) #
• 10:50 So according to Schrödinger's Cat, are belated birthday wishes just as valid as long as you didn't KNOW they were belated? #hallmarkidea #fb #
• 13:10 i may not agree with everything he says but i <3 john piper. he's such a bible geek & his sermons are like long hot showers for my soul. #fb #
• 13:11 @oliholz Glückwunsch! :) #
• 15:22 @abrahampiper xkcd.com/610/ #
• 15:24 RT @abrahampiper: I can relate to people who think that no one's the same as them, because I'm just like that. // xkcd.com/610/ #fb #

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