Today's Tweets

• 08:57 Had an awesome Einweihungsparty yesterday. Whatever that is in English. Housewarming party I guess. But I like Einweihungsparty better. #
• 08:58 @Trupedo_Glastic Krasse Sache. #
• 15:46 Mike Myers - "My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." #
• 20:09 A tv show just taught me why lots of pirates wore eye patches - that way one eye was used to the dark, so they could quickly see below deck. #

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