Donnerstag, Januar 17, 2008

Whoa. This video is unbelievably funny yet sorta scary. It's an original Tom Cruise Scientology propaganda video. I mean, whoa. Just whoa.

It's almost like it's meant to be satire, but it's not. But it is. Watch it and see what I mean.

When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help. We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind.... We are the way to happiness. We can bring peace and unite cultures. Now is the time. Being a Scientologist. People are turning to you. If you are a Scientologist, you see things the way they are, in all their glory, in all their complexity... It's rough and tumble. It's wild and woolly. It's a blast. It really is. It is fun. Because damn it, there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight, and suddenly you see -- boom! -- things are better. I want to know that I've done everything I can do, every day... I do what I can. And I do it the way I do everything.


Check it out.

1 Kommentar:

Anonym hat gesagt…

hit me thrice & bring me to me mama; that was terrible.
it gets especially bad the last minute. and when he laughed i felt like punching his slowly-getting-to-be-a-double-chin-face

haha, what a freak!
at least hes "helping" everyone in his fun,amazing life...

and another thing, mission impossible was good - but not thaaat good.that its even up until this point, been that big, that it repeats the same chorus of the movie for 9 minutes straight is just plain depressing :)