This is my kind of humor. Found on the really funny Letters From Kamp Krusty blog:

Dear Church Solution Magazine,

I do not think you should have a "sexpo."

I saw your website, for your upcoming event: www.churchsolutionsexpo.com. I feel that a sexpo, even in the interest of helping pastors expand what you call the "houses of worship market", is inappropriate, not right, and just generally wrong.

While the Bible is largely silent about sexpos, that does not, in my opinion, make your sexpo acceptable. You say, for example, your sexpo "will have a unique appeal for exhibitors".

I'm sure that's true.

Read the rest here.