This is awesome: Noel just started up a web page called the "Jack Bauer Torture Report" You know - Jack Bauer...24? If not, then you probably think our dear pastor Noel has gone bonkers. If you do, you probably still think our dear pastor Noel has gone bonkers, just in a good way.

From the site:

OK, so we all know that Jack Bauer likes killing bad guys and torturing them even more. In fact, in matters of national security, they don’t even have to be bad guys.

The question is, “How much does Jack like to do this stuff?”

And, no, we will not accept “a lot” as an answer.

We want numbers.

That’s what this site is dedicated to. We pledge to report on the number of people Jack tortures and kills. It’s our service to you, the loving reader.